Jason Statham

The movies we make are short sweet and genuine purity. They work well with a balanced diet. We normally eat together in the cafeteria. If you come by and sit with us, we wouldn't mind. We are the guys who pay the parking meter ahead of time. If you shake our hand, we'll make you cookies. We are the national ringtoss champions. We are cat people. We learned to swim at about the same age you did. We take your glasses and hide them under our beds. We sent you an e-mail once, but you never responded. We wear masks when we go out in public. We like the snow and the rain. We wear capes and run around making woosh noises. If you throw a rock, we can probably throw it farther. We swordfight with markers and use rubber band guns. WE'RE IN COLLEGE SKYPE ME: Flex Armstrong AIM ME: Irishman3182 BUY OUR CRAP: www.zazzle.com/Hacker_Productions